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Specialty Coffee

Out of Office

Name: Out of Office
Brand: Corporate Menace Coffee Co.
SKU: KENYA-WHOLE-12OZ-BLACK
Price: 19.0 USD
Availability: InStock

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Built for unreasonable calendars.

Free domestic shipping on all coffee Freshly roasted and carefully packed.

Meet Out of Office

You worked too hard to settle for mediocre coffee.

Limited Edition | Ends September 30th

Light/Medium Roast | Fruity | Sweet

Description:

Consider this your official excuse to log off. Sourced from Kenya, this limited edition light/medium roast is fruity, sweet, and just rebellious enough to taste like PTO. It’s smooth, bright, and crafted for the overachievers who know when to disappear - strategically, of course.

Specialty Coffee | Roasted-to-Order | Small Batch Roasted

Tasting Notes:
Vibrant fruit notes and natural sweetness with a smooth finish - like that one email you “forgot” to respond to. Bold enough to stand out, light enough to slip under the radar.

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Corporate Approved No committee meeting required

Why it earned a calendar invite

Coffee built for deadlines, deliverables, and deeply unnecessary meetings.

Actually good coffee

Specialty Coffee — the highest rated coffee available that will put your break-room coffee to shame.

Fresh over forgotten

Roasted and packed with care instead of spending an unknown number of fiscal quarters on a grocery-store shelf.

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The coffee brief

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Roast LevelLight/Medium

OriginKenya

Tasting NotesVibrant fruit notes and natural sweetness with a smooth finish - like that one email you “forgot” to respond to.

Competitive analysis

Your grocery-store coffee is not going to enjoy this slide.

Evaluation criteria	Corporate Menace	Typical grocery coffee
Made with flavor in mind	Yes	Questionable
Freshly prepared	Yes	Not guaranteed
Free domestic shipping	Yes	Usually not
Makes the workday less painful	Strong potential	Pending review