The Corporate Menace Starter Kit

Dress like management. Think like a menace.

The Corporate Menace Starter Kit includes everything you need to survive another quarter of meetings, deadlines, and "quick syncs" that somehow last an hour.

Inside you'll get:

• Corporate Menace Polo — Clean, professional, and just rebellious enough to keep HR guessing.
• Corporate Menace  Trucker Hat — For bad hair days, good coffee days, and every day in between.
• 12 oz Bag of Sunday Scaries Coffee (Whole Bean or Ground) — A specialty-grade medium-dark roast with notes of dark chocolate and brown sugar, crafted to help you face Monday morning with slightly less dread.

Whether you're climbing the corporate ladder, quietly plotting your escape, or just trying to make it through your inbox before lunch, this bundle has you covered.

Perfect for:

• New hires
• Future executives
• Existing corporate liabilities
• Anyone who knows the weekend ends too soon

One outfit. One bag of coffee. Unlimited workplace skepticism.

The official uniform of people who get things done while questioning why they have to.