Freak in the Sheets Boxy Tee

Some people peak in the bedroom. You peak in Excel.

Built for spreadsheet warriors, formula enthusiasts, and the coworker who somehow enjoys cleaning up pivot tables. Whether you're color-coding cells, writing nested IF statements, or pretending to work while your spreadsheet is open, this tee lets everyone know exactly where your talents lie.

The heavyweight, oversized fit delivers maximum comfort for long hours of "circling back," while the premium cotton construction is durable enough to survive quarterly reviews, surprise meetings, and that one VP who thinks every problem can be solved with another spreadsheet.

Features:

100% combed ring-spun cotton for an absurdly comfortable feel
Heavyweight 7 oz. fabric that holds its shape
Oversized boxy fit with drop shoulders for effortless office-off-duty style
Reinforced ribbed neckline that won't quit before you do
Built to outlast your motivation

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in coworkers asking you to "take a quick look" at their spreadsheet. We recommend charging consulting fees.