Corporate Liability Hat

Corporate Liability Hat

Some employees are assets.

You are a Corporate Liability.

Whether you're accidentally replying all, scheduling meetings that should've been emails, or becoming the reason there's a new company policy, this hat lets everyone know exactly what they're dealing with.

Designed with a relaxed, low-profile fit and an adjustable strap, it's comfortable enough for long days of looking busy, strategically timing your coffee breaks, and surviving another mandatory training module.

Performance highlights:

• Low-profile, unstructured fit for maximum workplace mediocrity

• Premium chino cotton twill construction

• Adjustable antique buckle for the perfect fit

• Embroidered eyelets to keep you cool under unnecessary pressure

• Curved visor to help you avoid eye contact with HR

Because every office has a Corporate Liability. You might as well dress the part.

Disclaimer: Management has requested we stop making this hat. We have declined.