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Work Wife Candle

Name: Work Wife Candle
Brand: Corporate Menace Coffee Co.
SKU: 4441892_22810
Price: 15.0 USD
Availability: InStock

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The Brief

Designed for people who refuse to blend into the org chart.

For the coworker who keeps you sane, covers for you in meetings, and somehow always knows where the good snacks are.

This candle is basically the office equivalent of, "Want me to handle that?" Bright citrus and tropical fruit open the fragrance before settling into warm amber, sandalwood, and musk—because even your emotional support coworker deserves a little luxury after surviving another round of "quick syncs."

Light it after work, during work, or while pretending you're working.

Scent Notes
🍊 Top: Orange, melon, pineapple
🥭 Middle: Mango, coconut, jasmine, passionfruit
🪵 Base: Amber, musk, sandalwood

Product Details

100% natural soy wax
100% cotton wick
Burns for 50–60 hours (roughly the length of one "urgent" project)
9 oz. glass jar
Clean-burning with a long-lasting fragrance
Made in the USA

Perfect for your work wife, your favorite cubicle neighbor, or yourself—because HR can't stop you from having a favorite coworker.

Premium Quality Made to survive the workweek

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Why it earned a calendar invite

Corporate gear with absolutely no interest in blending in.

Premium construction

Built with quality materials because your merch should last longer than the average corporate initiative.

Designed to get noticed

A conversation starter for people who have heard “circle back” one time too many.

Easy to gift, harder to forget

An excellent gift for coworkers, work spouses, finance bros, and your favorite corporate liability.

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Competitive analysis

Standard corporate merch has left the meeting.

Evaluation criteria	Corporate Menace	Generic company merch
Designed with a personality	Yes	Questionable
Premium-feel materials	Yes	Not guaranteed
Conversation-starting design	Yes	Usually not
Makes the workday less painful	Strong potential	Pending review