Name: Freak in the Sheets Tee
Brand: Corporate Menace Coffee Co.
SKU: 2341873_11546
Price: 24.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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The Brief

Designed for people who refuse to blend into the org chart.

Some people peak with PowerPoint.

You peak with pivot tables.

The Freak in the Sheets tee is for the spreadsheet savants, financial model addicts, and formula fanatics who somehow make Excel look cool. Inspired by vintage Americana graphics and old fraternity rush shirts, it's the kind of shirt that gets a laugh from anyone who's ever spent too much time staring at rows and columns.

Throw it on for the office, happy hour, the golf course, or your next "quick" model update that somehow turns into midnight.

Features

• Classic unisex fit with a structured, heavyweight feel
• 100% cotton (fiber blends vary by color)
• Durable 5.0 to 5.3 oz./yd² (170 to 180 g/m²) fabric
• Open end yarn for a timeless vintage look
• Tubular construction for a clean fit
• Taped neck and shoulders for added durability
• Double stitched sleeves and bottom hem built to last

Material by Color

• Black and standard colors: 100% cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Blank garments are responsibly sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico, and other trusted manufacturing partners.

Please Note

• White shirts may have a soft natural tone rather than a bright optic white.
• The Natural colorway may include subtle dark flecks in the fabric, giving it an authentic vintage appearance.

Premium Quality Made to survive the workweek

Tracked Shipping Carefully packed and tracked

Secure Checkout Protected payment processing

Corporate Approved No committee meeting required

Why it earned a calendar invite

Corporate gear with absolutely no interest in blending in.

Premium construction

Built with quality materials because your merch should last longer than the average corporate initiative.

Designed to get noticed

A conversation starter for people who have heard “circle back” one time too many.

Easy to gift, harder to forget

An excellent gift for coworkers, work spouses, finance bros, and your favorite corporate liability.

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Competitive analysis

Standard corporate merch has left the meeting.

Evaluation criteria	Corporate Menace	Generic company merch
Designed with a personality	Yes	Questionable
Premium-feel materials	Yes	Not guaranteed
Conversation-starting design	Yes	Usually not
Makes the workday less painful	Strong potential	Pending review