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Corporate Menace

Corporate Menace Playing Cards

Name: Corporate Menace Playing Cards
Brand: Corporate Menace Coffee Co.
SKU: 4729774_44154
Price: 16.69 USD
Availability: InStock

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The Brief

Designed for people who refuse to blend into the org chart.

Every office is a gamble.

Whether you're negotiating who has to present in the meeting, calling bluffs at poker night, or deciding who's grabbing the next coffee run, this deck is stacked in your favor. Featuring premium cardstock and a smooth finish, these cards shuffle like a dream and look good doing it.

Perfect for game nights, office parties, bachelor weekends, or pretending your fantasy football league is a legitimate business expense.

Just remember: if Karen from Accounting starts counting cards, it's probably time to wrap it up.

Product Details

Premium 305 gsm cardstock for a smooth, durable feel
Standard poker size (2.5″ × 3.5″)
Full 54-card deck (52 cards + 2 Jokers)
Includes a clear acrylic storage case
Printed in the USA

Because the house always wins... unless the meeting gets canceled.

Premium Quality Made to survive the workweek

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Corporate Approved No committee meeting required

Why it earned a calendar invite

Corporate gear with absolutely no interest in blending in.

Premium construction

Built with quality materials because your merch should last longer than the average corporate initiative.

Designed to get noticed

A conversation starter for people who have heard “circle back” one time too many.

Easy to gift, harder to forget

An excellent gift for coworkers, work spouses, finance bros, and your favorite corporate liability.

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Competitive analysis

Standard corporate merch has left the meeting.

Evaluation criteria	Corporate Menace	Generic company merch
Designed with a personality	Yes	Questionable
Premium-feel materials	Yes	Not guaranteed
Conversation-starting design	Yes	Usually not
Makes the workday less painful	Strong potential	Pending review