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Corporate Liability Hat

Name: Corporate Liability Hat
Brand: Corporate Menace Coffee Co.
SKU: 4072232_7854
Price: 21.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$21.95

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Color Black Navy Spruce Dark Grey Khaki

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The Brief

Designed for people who refuse to blend into the org chart.

Corporate Liability Hat

Some employees are assets.

You are a Corporate Liability.

Whether you're accidentally replying all, scheduling meetings that should've been emails, or becoming the reason there's a new company policy, this hat lets everyone know exactly what they're dealing with.

Designed with a relaxed, low-profile fit and an adjustable strap, it's comfortable enough for long days of looking busy, strategically timing your coffee breaks, and surviving another mandatory training module.

Performance highlights:

Low-profile, unstructured fit for maximum workplace mediocrity
Premium chino cotton twill construction
Adjustable antique buckle for the perfect fit
Embroidered eyelets to keep you cool under unnecessary pressure
Curved visor to help you avoid eye contact with HR

Because every office has a Corporate Liability. You might as well dress the part.

Disclaimer: Management has requested we stop making this hat. We have declined.

Premium Quality Made to survive the workweek

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Corporate Approved No committee meeting required

Why it earned a calendar invite

Corporate gear with absolutely no interest in blending in.

Premium construction

Built with quality materials because your merch should last longer than the average corporate initiative.

Designed to get noticed

A conversation starter for people who have heard “circle back” one time too many.

Easy to gift, harder to forget

An excellent gift for coworkers, work spouses, finance bros, and your favorite corporate liability.

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Competitive analysis

Standard corporate merch has left the meeting.

Evaluation criteria	Corporate Menace	Generic company merch
Designed with a personality	Yes	Questionable
Premium-feel materials	Yes	Not guaranteed
Conversation-starting design	Yes	Usually not
Makes the workday less painful	Strong potential	Pending review