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Coffee Dealer Oversized Faded Tee

Name: Coffee Dealer Oversized Faded Tee
Brand: Corporate Menace Coffee Co.
SKU: 1166759_34464
Price: 32.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$32.99

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Color Faded Coal

Size S M L XL 2XL

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The Brief

Designed for people who refuse to blend into the org chart.

Built for the dealer who never runs out of supply.

The Coffee Dealer Oversized Faded Tee delivers a relaxed, vintage-inspired fit for those who believe the best connections are made over a fresh cup. With heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton and a perfectly broken-in look, it's the kind of tee that feels like an old favorite from day one.

The oversized silhouette is made for effortless layering, whether you're making the morning coffee run, closing deals at the office, or reminding everyone who keeps the workplace functioning before 9 a.m.

100% premium carded cotton
Heavyweight 7.1 oz./yd² (240 g/m²) fabric for a substantial feel
Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk for a worn-in vintage look
Relaxed, boxy oversized fit
Dropped shoulders for effortless style

Warning: You may be mistaken for the office's most valuable supplier.

Premium Quality Made to survive the workweek

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Corporate Approved No committee meeting required

Why it earned a calendar invite

Corporate gear with absolutely no interest in blending in.

Premium construction

Built with quality materials because your merch should last longer than the average corporate initiative.

Designed to get noticed

A conversation starter for people who have heard “circle back” one time too many.

Easy to gift, harder to forget

An excellent gift for coworkers, work spouses, finance bros, and your favorite corporate liability.

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Competitive analysis

Standard corporate merch has left the meeting.

Evaluation criteria	Corporate Menace	Generic company merch
Designed with a personality	Yes	Questionable
Premium-feel materials	Yes	Not guaranteed
Conversation-starting design	Yes	Usually not
Makes the workday less painful	Strong potential	Pending review