Name: Corporate Menace: Work Never Dies Tee
Brand: Corporate Menace Coffee Co.
SKU: 6498311_11546
Price: 14.0 USD
Availability: InStock

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The Brief

Designed for people who refuse to blend into the org chart.

The deadline passed. You did not.

Work Never Dies throws Corporate Menace into a dystopian Halloween future filled with glowing city streets, towering offices, jack o lanterns, and the unfortunate realization that apparently even death does not excuse you from your responsibilities.

Inspired by vintage Japanese horror posters, retro science fiction, and 1980s graphic tees, the artwork combines distressed print textures with a cinematic corporate nightmare aesthetic.

For the overachievers, the chronically online, and anyone still somehow working after everyone else went home.

100% cotton with a classic unisex fit.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S	28	18	15 ⅝
M	29	20	17
L	30	22	18 ½
XL	31	24	20
2XL	32	26	21 ½
3XL	33	28	22 ¾
4XL	34	30	24 ¼
5XL	35	32	25 ¼

Premium Quality Made to survive the workweek

Tracked Shipping Carefully packed and tracked

Secure Checkout Protected payment processing

Corporate Approved No committee meeting required

Why it earned a calendar invite

Corporate gear with absolutely no interest in blending in.

Premium construction

Built with quality materials because your merch should last longer than the average corporate initiative.

Designed to get noticed

A conversation starter for people who have heard “circle back” one time too many.

Easy to gift, harder to forget

An excellent gift for coworkers, work spouses, finance bros, and your favorite corporate liability.

Decision required

Consider this your approval to become an HR concern.

Choose your options above and add it to the expense report.

Competitive analysis

Standard corporate merch has left the meeting.

Evaluation criteria	Corporate Menace	Generic company merch
Designed with a personality	Yes	Questionable
Premium-feel materials	Yes	Not guaranteed
Conversation-starting design	Yes	Usually not
Makes the workday less painful	Strong potential	Pending review