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Corporate Menace

Freak in the Sheets Boxy Tee

Name: Freak in the Sheets Boxy Tee
Brand: Corporate Menace Coffee Co.
SKU: 6412800_23591
Price: 24.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$24.99

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The Brief

Designed for people who refuse to blend into the org chart.

Some people peak in the bedroom. You peak in Excel.

Built for spreadsheet warriors, formula enthusiasts, and the coworker who somehow enjoys cleaning up pivot tables. Whether you're color-coding cells, writing nested IF statements, or pretending to work while your spreadsheet is open, this tee lets everyone know exactly where your talents lie.

The heavyweight, oversized fit delivers maximum comfort for long hours of "circling back," while the premium cotton construction is durable enough to survive quarterly reviews, surprise meetings, and that one VP who thinks every problem can be solved with another spreadsheet.

Features:

100% combed ring-spun cotton for an absurdly comfortable feel
Heavyweight 7 oz. fabric that holds its shape
Oversized boxy fit with drop shoulders for effortless office-off-duty style
Reinforced ribbed neckline that won't quit before you do
Built to outlast your motivation

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in coworkers asking you to "take a quick look" at their spreadsheet. We recommend charging consulting fees.

Premium Quality Made to survive the workweek

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Corporate Approved No committee meeting required

Why it earned a calendar invite

Corporate gear with absolutely no interest in blending in.

Premium construction

Built with quality materials because your merch should last longer than the average corporate initiative.

Designed to get noticed

A conversation starter for people who have heard “circle back” one time too many.

Easy to gift, harder to forget

An excellent gift for coworkers, work spouses, finance bros, and your favorite corporate liability.

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Competitive analysis

Standard corporate merch has left the meeting.

Evaluation criteria	Corporate Menace	Generic company merch
Designed with a personality	Yes	Questionable
Premium-feel materials	Yes	Not guaranteed
Conversation-starting design	Yes	Usually not
Makes the workday less painful	Strong potential	Pending review