{"product_id":"the-corporate-menace-starter-kit","title":"The Corporate Menace Starter Kit","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"34\" data-end=\"77\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eDress like management. Think like a menace.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"79\" data-end=\"240\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"83\" data-end=\"115\"\u003eCorporate Menace Starter Kit\u003c\/strong\u003e includes everything you need to survive another quarter of meetings, deadlines, and \"quick syncs\" that somehow last an hour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"242\" data-end=\"260\"\u003eInside you'll get:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"262\" data-end=\"668\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1pnbqwi\" data-start=\"262\" data-end=\"360\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"264\" data-end=\"289\"\u003eCorporate Menace Polo\u003c\/strong\u003e — Clean, professional, and just rebellious enough to keep HR guessing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1x1d0tn\" data-start=\"361\" data-end=\"452\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"363\" data-end=\"387\"\u003eCorporate Menace  Trucker Hat\u003c\/strong\u003e — For bad hair days, good coffee days, and every day in between.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"10btypg\" data-start=\"453\" data-end=\"668\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"455\" data-end=\"493\"\u003e12 oz Bag of Sunday Scaries Coffee\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem data-start=\"494\" data-end=\"518\"\u003e(Whole Bean or Ground)\u003c\/em\u003e — A specialty-grade medium-dark roast with notes of dark chocolate and brown sugar, crafted to help you face Monday morning with slightly less dread.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"670\" data-end=\"833\"\u003eWhether you're climbing the corporate ladder, quietly plotting your escape, or just trying to make it through your inbox before lunch, this bundle has you covered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"847\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"848\" data-end=\"957\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"kwll01\" data-start=\"848\" data-end=\"859\"\u003eNew hires\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1dy5eym\" data-start=\"860\" data-end=\"879\"\u003eFuture executives\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1bnf1ix\" data-start=\"880\" data-end=\"912\"\u003eExisting corporate liabilities\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1oqotiz\" data-start=\"913\" data-end=\"957\"\u003eAnyone who knows the weekend ends too soon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"959\" data-end=\"1021\"\u003eOne outfit. One bag of coffee. Unlimited workplace skepticism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1023\" data-end=\"1113\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1023\" data-end=\"1113\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eThe official uniform of people who get things done while questioning why they have to.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Menace Coffee Co.","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Ground","offer_id":43111522304098,"sku":null,"price":62.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Whole bean","offer_id":43111522435170,"sku":null,"price":62.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Ground","offer_id":43111522566242,"sku":null,"price":62.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Whole bean","offer_id":43111522697314,"sku":null,"price":62.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Ground","offer_id":43111522828386,"sku":null,"price":62.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Whole bean","offer_id":43111522959458,"sku":null,"price":62.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Ground","offer_id":43111523090530,"sku":null,"price":62.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Whole bean","offer_id":43111523221602,"sku":null,"price":62.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Ground","offer_id":43111523352674,"sku":null,"price":62.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Whole bean","offer_id":43111523483746,"sku":null,"price":62.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/1331\/5170\/files\/812aad1a-c3f7-420e-bb1e-25070ded630d.png?v=1783900203","url":"https:\/\/www.corporatemenace.com\/products\/the-corporate-menace-starter-kit","provider":"Corporate Menace Coffee Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}