{"product_id":"status-update-baseball-cap","title":"Status Update Baseball Cap","description":"Status update:\u003cbr\u003e\nCoffee: critical.\u003cbr\u003e\nBattery: hanging on.\u003cbr\u003e\nWi-Fi: questionable.\u003cbr\u003e\nInbox: absolutely disrespectful.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Status Update Cap is basically your workday dashboard embroidered onto a hat. Featuring coffee, dying battery, Wi-Fi, and email notification icons, it lets everyone know the systems are technically operational.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNo further questions at this time.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis baseball hat has a low-profile fit, curved visor, and adjustable strap for looking composed while your devices—and possibly your patience—run on 4%.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n100% chino cotton twill\u003cbr\u003e\nAdjustable strap with antique buckle\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCorporate Menace Social Club approved.","brand":"Corporate Menace Coffee Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50567926415458,"sku":"3180218_7854","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/1331\/5170\/files\/classic-dad-hat-black-front-6abb1510df957.jpg?v=1790645537","url":"https:\/\/www.corporatemenace.com\/products\/status-update-baseball-cap","provider":"Corporate Menace Coffee Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}