{"product_id":"stainless-steel-tumbler","title":"Freak in the Sheets Tumbler","description":"Before HR gets involved... we're talking spreadsheets.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Freak in the Sheets Tumbler is for the Excel addicts, formula wizards, and keyboard warriors who get a little too excited about a perfectly organized pivot table. If conditional formatting is your love language, congratulations—you've found your emotional support cup.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMade from high-grade stainless steel, this 20 oz tumbler keeps your coffee hot through back-to-back meetings and your iced caffeine cold through another \"quick\" project that somehow became your responsibility. It includes a secure lid and reusable metal straw because sustainability looks good on your performance review.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerformance highlights:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n20 oz capacity for the amount of caffeine your workload requires\u003cbr\u003e\nPremium stainless steel construction for hot or cold drinks\u003cbr\u003e\nSpill-resistant lid and reusable metal straw included\u003cbr\u003e\nSlim cylindrical design that fits comfortably in your hand—and most cup holders\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for accountants, analysts, data nerds, and anyone who's ever whispered, \"I think this spreadsheet could use another tab.\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. Unlike your quarterly reports, this tumbler cannot survive extreme heat.\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"Corporate Menace Coffee Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43101794238562,"sku":"6539155_15004","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/1331\/5170\/files\/stainless-steel-tumbler-black-left-6a4dbaf2ac770.jpg?v=1783479048","url":"https:\/\/www.corporatemenace.com\/products\/stainless-steel-tumbler","provider":"Corporate Menace Coffee Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}