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Whether you're fueling the grind or pretending to enjoy decaf, this mug belongs on the desk of every true Corporate Menace.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause representing yourself as a Corporate Menace starts with what's in your hand.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPremium ceramic construction\u003cbr\u003e\nAvailable in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes\u003cbr\u003e\nGlossy finish for a clean, executive look\u003cbr\u003e\nLead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e\nMicrowave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned for coffee, and career-defining conversations\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCoffee. Chaos. Closing deals. 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Whether you're chasing birdies, building empires, or just representing the brand, this hat lets everyone know exactly what kind of menace they're dealing with.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause being a Corporate Menace isn't a title—it's a lifestyle.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n26% cotton, 74% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\nStructured six-panel design\u003cbr\u003e\nMid-profile fit with low-profile embroidery area\u003cbr\u003e\nHard buckram front panels for lasting shape\u003cbr\u003e\nBreathable mesh back\u003cbr\u003e\nPermacurv® visor with matching undervisor\u003cbr\u003e\nAdjustable snap closure for the perfect fit\u003cbr\u003e\nFits head circumferences 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9–60 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBuilt for sunshine, side hustles, and suspiciously productive \"days off.\"","brand":"Corporate Menace Coffee Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43049690660962,"sku":"1660187_8747","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/1331\/5170\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jun_22_2026_08_49_21_PM.png?v=1782175778"},{"product_id":"garment-washed-baseball-cap","title":"Corporate Menace Baseball Cap","description":"Some people call it laid-back. 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Whether you're decking out your laptop, water bottle, notebook, or office desk, these glossy stickers let everyone know exactly where your priorities lie: caffeine, chaos, and career advancement.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nRepresent yourself like a true Corporate Menace—one questionable workplace joke at a time.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIncludes all your favorite Corporate Menace designs\u003cbr\u003e\nGlossy finish for a premium look\u003cbr\u003e\nFast and easy application\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, phone cases, and more\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned for hustlers, deal closers, and coffee-fueled overachievers\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWarning: May not be HR approved. 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