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Soft, unstructured, and easy to pair with anything, it's the kind of hat that says you're relaxed—without ever looking like you've stopped winning.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause representing yourself as a Corporate Menace doesn't end when the laptop closes.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n100% cotton construction\u003cbr\u003e\nUnstructured, 6-panel, low-profile fit\u003cbr\u003e\nSoft crown for all-day comfort\u003cbr\u003e\nPre-curved visor with a worn-in look\u003cbr\u003e\nMatching fabric adjustable strap\u003cbr\u003e\nAntique brass buckle for a timeless finish\u003cbr\u003e\nFits head circumferences 21.65″–25.19″ (55–64 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor the ones who take calls on \"PTO\", answer emails from the patio, and somehow make it all look effortless.\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"Corporate Menace Coffee Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43049694199906,"sku":"3225073_24534","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/1331\/5170\/files\/otto-cap-18-772-black-front-6a395391eda3b.jpg?v=1782141859"},{"product_id":"overworked-baseball-hat","title":"Overworked Baseball Hat","description":"For the chronically exhausted and aggressively undercaffeinated.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe “Overworked \u0026amp; Undercaffeinated” hat is built for long days, ignored PTO requests, and pretending everything’s under control after your third coffee. 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