{"title":"Drinkware \u0026 Accessories","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUpgrade your desk, commute, or daily routine with drinkware and accessories built for the modern corporate survivor. From coffee mugs and tumblers to desk essentials and everyday gear, every item is designed to be practical, durable, and just a little more fun than your average office supply.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're fueling up for the morning, personalizing your workspace, or looking for the perfect gift for your favorite coworker, these everyday essentials combine quality with a healthy dose of corporate humor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause if you're going to spend half your life at work, your gear might as well have some personality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"corporate-menace-mug","title":"Corporate Menace Mug","description":"This isn't just a mug—it's a daily reminder that greatness runs on caffeine and unreasonable expectations.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBuilt tough, finished sleek, and ready for everything from early morning strategy sessions to late afternoon \"quick calls\" that somehow last an hour. Whether you're fueling the grind or pretending to enjoy decaf, this mug belongs on the desk of every true Corporate Menace.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause representing yourself as a Corporate Menace starts with what's in your hand.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPremium ceramic construction\u003cbr\u003e\nAvailable in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes\u003cbr\u003e\nGlossy finish for a clean, executive look\u003cbr\u003e\nLead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e\nMicrowave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned for coffee, and career-defining conversations\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCoffee. Chaos. Closing deals. Repeat.","brand":"Corporate Menace Coffee Co.","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":43048488009826,"sku":"4854303_9323","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/1331\/5170\/files\/black-glossy-mug-black-11-oz-handle-on-left-6a389a74cb519.jpg?v=1782094477"},{"product_id":"corporate-menace-sticker-sheet","title":"Corporate Menace Sticker sheet","description":"Because not every thought belongs in a meeting—and not every laptop should look HR approved.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis sticker sheet features the greatest hits from the Corporate Menace collection, including \"Sip Happens,\" \"Caffeinated \u0026amp; Underpaid,\" \"Will Work for Espresso,\" \"Not HR Approved,\" and the iconic Corporate Menace logo. Whether you're decking out your laptop, water bottle, notebook, or office desk, these glossy stickers let everyone know exactly where your priorities lie: caffeine, chaos, and career advancement.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nRepresent yourself like a true Corporate Menace—one questionable workplace joke at a time.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIncludes all your favorite Corporate Menace designs\u003cbr\u003e\nGlossy finish for a premium look\u003cbr\u003e\nFast and easy application\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, phone cases, and more\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned for hustlers, deal closers, and coffee-fueled overachievers\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWarning: May not be HR approved. Definitely boardroom approved.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDon't forget to clean the surface before applying your stickers.","brand":"Corporate Menace Coffee Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43049707864162,"sku":"8344391_12917","price":8.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/1331\/5170\/files\/kiss-cut-sticker-sheet-white-front-6a3956520f4ff.jpg?v=1782142566"},{"product_id":"living-the-american-dream-sticker","title":"Limited Edition: American Dream Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe dream isn't handed to you—it’s earned. Early mornings. Late nights. One more call. One more cup of coffee.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis limited edition Living the American Dream sticker is for the professionals chasing bigger goals, betting on themselves, and building a life they can be proud of. Whether you're climbing the corporate ladder, launching a business, or just refusing to settle, this sticker is a reminder that success favors those who show up.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePrinted on premium, durable vinyl, it's built to stick with you through every promotion, side hustle, and caffeine-fueled grind.\u003cbr\u003eHigh-opacity film that completely covers what's underneath\u003cbr\u003eBubble-free application for a clean, professional finish\u003cbr\u003eDurable adhesive vinyl made for everyday use\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePro tip: Clean the surface before applying for the best hold.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Menace Coffee Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43090099634274,"sku":"7098843_10163","price":3.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/1331\/5170\/files\/kiss-cut-stickers-white-3x3-lifestyle-3-6a491a01293a5.jpg?v=1783175695"},{"product_id":"stainless-steel-tumbler","title":"Freak in the Sheets Tumbler","description":"Before HR gets involved... we're talking spreadsheets.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Freak in the Sheets Tumbler is for the Excel addicts, formula wizards, and keyboard warriors who get a little too excited about a perfectly organized pivot table. If conditional formatting is your love language, congratulations—you've found your emotional support cup.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMade from high-grade stainless steel, this 20 oz tumbler keeps your coffee hot through back-to-back meetings and your iced caffeine cold through another \"quick\" project that somehow became your responsibility. It includes a secure lid and reusable metal straw because sustainability looks good on your performance review.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerformance highlights:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n20 oz capacity for the amount of caffeine your workload requires\u003cbr\u003e\nPremium stainless steel construction for hot or cold drinks\u003cbr\u003e\nSpill-resistant lid and reusable metal straw included\u003cbr\u003e\nSlim cylindrical design that fits comfortably in your hand—and most cup holders\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for accountants, analysts, data nerds, and anyone who's ever whispered, \"I think this spreadsheet could use another tab.\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. Unlike your quarterly reports, this tumbler cannot survive extreme heat.\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"Corporate Menace Coffee Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43101794238562,"sku":"6539155_15004","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/1331\/5170\/files\/stainless-steel-tumbler-black-left-6a4dbaf2ac770.jpg?v=1783479048"},{"product_id":"scented-soy-candle","title":"Work Wife Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the coworker who keeps you sane, covers for you in meetings, and somehow always knows where the good snacks are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis candle is basically the office equivalent of, \"Want me to handle that?\" Bright citrus and tropical fruit open the fragrance before settling into warm amber, sandalwood, and musk—because even your emotional support coworker deserves a little luxury after surviving another round of \"quick syncs.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLight it after work, during work, or while pretending you're working.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent Notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🍊 Top: Orange, melon, pineapple\u003cbr\u003e🥭 Middle: Mango, coconut, jasmine, passionfruit\u003cbr\u003e🪵 Base: Amber, musk, sandalwood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton wick\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBurns for 50–60 hours (roughly the length of one \"urgent\" project)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e9 oz. glass jar\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClean-burning with a long-lasting fragrance\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for your work wife, your favorite cubicle neighbor, or yourself—because HR can't stop you from having a favorite coworker.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Menace Coffee Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43101814685794,"sku":"4441892_22810","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/1331\/5170\/files\/scented-soy-candle_-9oz-peppered-passionfruit-front-6a4dc0e81f265.jpg?v=1783480572"},{"product_id":"eco-tote-bag","title":"Work Wife Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor carrying all the things your work wife somehow ends up holding anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLaptop? Check. Emotional baggage? Also check. Emergency snacks, iced coffee, five pens you definitely \"borrowed,\" and the charger everyone keeps asking for? There's room for that too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from sturdy organic cotton, this tote is built to survive commutes, coffee runs, grocery hauls, and another day of corporate chaos. It's the perfect gift for the coworker who's seen you at your best, your worst, and every meeting that should've been an email.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDurable 8 oz fabric built for everyday use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpacious 16″ × 14½″ × 5″ main compartment\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHolds up to 30 lbs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComfortable 24.5″ dual straps for easy carrying\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOpen-top design for quick access to your daily essentials (and office survival kit)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause every workplace has a work wife. If yours doesn't, congratulations... it's probably you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Menace Coffee Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43101834772578,"sku":"3720401_10458","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/1331\/5170\/files\/eco-tote-bag-oyster-front-6a4dc3d167eaa.jpg?v=1783481315"},{"product_id":"corporate-cowboy-candle","title":"Corporate Cowboy Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eClock out. Saddle up. Pretend your biggest responsibility is chasing sunsets instead of unread emails.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eCorporate Cowboy\u003c\/strong\u003e candle blends warm cinnamon with smooth vanilla for a scent that's equal parts corner office and country escape. It's cozy, comforting, and just rugged enough to convince yourself you're one PTO request away from buying land and ignoring Slack forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStrike a match, kick off the boots (or loafers), and let the sweet, spicy aroma remind you that the only thing you should be wrangling tonight is your couch blanket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent Notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWarm cinnamon\u003cbr\u003eCreamy vanilla\u003cbr\u003eFinished with subtle gurjun balsam essential oils for a rich, cozy depth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton wick\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBurns for 50–60 hours (long enough to survive quarter-end)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e9 oz. glass jar\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClean-burning with a rich, long-lasting fragrance\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor anyone who's ever said, \"I'm quitting to start a ranch,\" then logged into another Zoom meeting five minutes later.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Menace Coffee Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43101888839778,"sku":"4730585_22807","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/1331\/5170\/files\/scented-soy-candle_-9oz-cinnamon-vanilla-front-6a4dc68dcceb6.jpg?v=1783482017"},{"product_id":"corporate-menace-playing-cards","title":"Corporate Menace Playing Cards","description":"Every office is a gamble.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you're negotiating who has to present in the meeting, calling bluffs at poker night, or deciding who's grabbing the next coffee run, this deck is stacked in your favor. Featuring premium cardstock and a smooth finish, these cards shuffle like a dream and look good doing it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for game nights, office parties, bachelor weekends, or pretending your fantasy football league is a legitimate business expense.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nJust remember: if Karen from Accounting starts counting cards, it's probably time to wrap it up.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPremium 305 gsm cardstock for a smooth, durable feel\u003cbr\u003e\nStandard poker size (2.5″ × 3.5″)\u003cbr\u003e\nFull 54-card deck (52 cards + 2 Jokers)\u003cbr\u003e\nIncludes a clear acrylic storage case\u003cbr\u003e\nPrinted in the USA\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause the house always wins... unless the meeting gets canceled.","brand":"Corporate Menace Coffee Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43103317459042,"sku":"4729774_44154","price":16.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/1331\/5170\/files\/poker-playing-cards-white-2.5x3.5-front-6a4e97f4aba30.jpg?v=1783535623"},{"product_id":"ooo-golf-towel","title":"OOO Golf Towel","description":"Your inbox can wait.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you're \"working remotely\" from the 7th fairway or taking an extended lunch that somehow lasts 18 holes, this towel is built for professionals who know the best meetings happen in a golf cart.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMade from soft, quick-drying microfiber, it's ready to wipe down clubs, dry your hands, and quietly remind everyone that your calendar is blocked for \"strategic planning.\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause sometimes the most productive thing you can do... is update your status to Out of Office: On the Tee Box.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSoft microfiber blend (80% polyester, 20% polyamide)\u003cbr\u003e\n16″ × 24″—perfect for your golf bag\u003cbr\u003e\nQuick-drying and highly absorbent\u003cbr\u003e\nGold grommet and hanging ring for easy attachment\u003cbr\u003e\nFull-color design printed on one side\u003cbr\u003e\nLightweight enough for the course, gym, travel, or wherever you choose to avoid emails\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare Instructions\u003cbr\u003e\nMachine wash cold (max. 90°F \/ 30°C).\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYour auto-reply is on. Your phone is on silent. Your foursome is waiting.","brand":"Corporate Menace Coffee Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43103324143714,"sku":"2718192_44137","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/1331\/5170\/files\/golf-towel-16x24-front-6a4e9b89b7d07.jpg?v=1783536539"},{"product_id":"the-personality-hire-candle","title":"The Personality Hire","description":"\u003cp\u003eTurns out vibes \u003cem\u003eare\u003c\/em\u003e a qualification.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the employee who's somehow everyone's favorite despite contributing absolutely nothing to the spreadsheet. Light this candle before your next Zoom call, after surviving another \"circle back,\" or while perfecting the art of looking busy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClean burning, long lasting, and guaranteed to improve office morale more than another mandatory team building exercise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% natural soy wax\u003cbr\u003e• 100% cotton wick\u003cbr\u003e• Premium glass jar\u003cbr\u003e• Jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)\u003cbr\u003e• Label size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)\u003cbr\u003e• Net weight: 9 oz (255 g)\u003cbr\u003e• Burns for 50 to 60 hours\u003cbr\u003e• Made in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFragrance Notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRich Butter\u003cbr\u003eCreamy Coconut\u003cbr\u003eBlack Pepper\u003cbr\u003eWarm Cardamom\u003cbr\u003eSoft Musk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerformance Review:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eExceeded expectations in smiling, socializing, and somehow getting promoted.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Menace Coffee Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43103326634082,"sku":"8659458_22455","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/1331\/5170\/files\/scented-soy-candle_-9oz-white-sage-and-lavender-front-6a4e9c7a1918c.jpg?v=1783536786"},{"product_id":"meeting-lingo-bingo-desk-mat","title":"Meeting Lingo Bingo Desk Mat","description":"Survive another meeting without actually saying a word.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeaturing all your favorite corporate buzzwords, this Meeting Lingo Bingo Desk Mat turns every status update, all-hands, and \"quick sync\" into the only game worth playing during business hours. Every time someone says \"circle back\", \"low-hanging fruit\", or \"let's take this offline\", you're one square closer to emotional victory.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBuilt for spreadsheets, side quests, and pretending to take notes while silently filling out your bingo card, this desk mat keeps your workspace looking professional—even if your patience expired three meetings ago.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for remote workers, office dwellers, and anyone who has ever heard \"we're like a family here\" and immediately updated their résumé.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Details:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n100% polyester top for a smooth mouse-gliding surface\u003cbr\u003e\nAnti-slip natural rubber base keeps everything firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e\n0.12″ (3 mm) thick for all-day comfort\u003cbr\u003e\nDurable hemmed edges built to outlast your current reorg\u003cbr\u003e\nGreat for work, gaming, or strategically muting yourself while someone \"adds color\" to the conversation\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWarning: May cause uncontrollable eye-rolling whenever someone says, \"Can everyone see my screen?\"\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"Corporate Menace Coffee Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43103721521250,"sku":"5593028_22325","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/1331\/5170\/files\/desk-mat-black-12x18-front-6a4f165791582.jpg?v=1783567993"},{"product_id":"mystery-item","title":"Mystery Item","description":"\u003cp\u003eCan't make a decision? Perfect. We'll make it for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eCorporate Menace Mystery Item\u003c\/strong\u003e is exactly what it sounds like: \u003cstrong\u003eone surprise product\u003c\/strong\u003e from our collection, chosen at random. It could be a hat, shirt, mug, desk accessory, or something else entirely. The only guarantee is that it'll be unmistakably Corporate Menace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou pick the size (if applicable). We pick the chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's Included?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne\u003c\/strong\u003e randomly selected Corporate Menace product.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery item is brand new and premium quality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou may receive exclusive, discontinued, overstock, or current designs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe surprise is part of the deal—no hints, no spoilers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Fine Print\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you've shopped with us before, there's a chance you'll receive an item you already own.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThink of it as the corporate version of letting fate decide your next bad decision.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Corporate Menace Coffee Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43105304051810,"sku":"4072232_7854","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/1331\/5170\/files\/CorporateMenaceIcon.png?v=1734235238"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.corporatemenace.com\/collections\/drinkware-accessories.oembed","provider":"Corporate Menace Coffee Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}